The gummy bear conference

My housemate gave me a Styrofoam plate of colorful gummy bears for my birthday (Oh its today?). I'm not a fan of these bears, but ate them all the same.

These were the remaining three bears on the plate, and they are the colors of the traffic light! The bears were deep in discussion as to who should be eaten first.

As they could not decide, I gave them more time; such difficult decisions, understandably, would take a long time. (Did they not know that no matter what, I would have eaten ALL of 'em? *evil laughter*)

"Quiet please, you are distracting us!" said the bears as they continued arguing in hushed tones. I decided to give them till the end of the day.

When we returned in the evening, horrors of horrors, the plate was on the floor due to the draft coming in from the window! All the three bears were scattered on the floor.

I cannot help but wonder if they decided to commit suicide as a pact?? I should have popped all three into my mouth!

Alas, the bears had the last laugh.