Once upon a time

Once upon a time, there was a pretty girl who sat around all day in her red swimsuit. She came from the American Visionary Art Museum, where she had so many friends. Oh how lonely she was here in the house. Then one fine day in March, right around the start of spring, a blue elephant flew out of the suitcase! "Finally, someone to keep me company!" exclaimed the red swimsuit girl. Now they sit beside each other every day, and are the best of friends.

This is what happens when I am bored, you get boring and senseless stories.